Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.