Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Any place I hang my head is home.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself