Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you
A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge
How would you like to feel the way she looks
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Always examine the dice.
I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?