Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old