Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Go, and never darken my towels again
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?