Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life