Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
TV is the rat race of the century.
That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.