Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Humor is reason gone mad.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
What have future generations ever done for us?
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Home is where you hang your head.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.