Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alejandro Jodorowsky

I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.

Michael O'Donoghue

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Michael Gambon

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

Pierre Coffin

Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends?

Dolly Parton

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

Angelina Jolie

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Ashley Williams

I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.

Robert Redford

We do not own this place, we are just passengers

(Brittany) is real funny, loud and outgoing. She can make you laugh to get you in a good mood for your matches. She loosens up, jokes around and makes everyone ready to go.

Before, it was more big-brother type stuff. Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.

Before, it was more big-brother type stuff, ... Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.

Betsy King has been retiring for 25 years. It's funny when golfers say that. When you start thinking about what else you can do, you realize there's nothing better than what we do.

Joe Viterelli

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

Even more so -- and it's genuine. He's always laughing, telling stories. He's pretty funny.

Abbey Clancy

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality.

Adam McKay

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.

Blake Lively

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

Billy Magnussen

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.

Riki Lindhome

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

Terry Crews

When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're in New York City, and there's no black people at all. That's a little funny.

Harold Wilson

I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

Doris Roberts

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

I have a funny accent in every language.

Ariel Winter

With comedy, don't try to be funny. That's really helped me. Just say the lines as you would say them, interact with other characters, and try to make it as real as possible. It will come out funny.

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.

Ian Gomez

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

Sarah Palin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Stephen Moyer

A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?

Rob Thomas

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!'

Rachel Joyce

I find that very appealing: the blurring of the lines between what's funny and what's tragic. And what's ordinary and what's not - the big things in the small things.

Orson Scott Card

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

Paul Simon

I've got nothing to do today but smile.