Quotes about funny
funny war victory
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. Dan Quayle
funny stupid race
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. Dan Quayle
funny respect politics
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. Dan Quayle
funny stupid mean
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. Dan Quayle
funny money party
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled Dan Quayle
funny usa islands
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Dan Quayle
funny people stupidity
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. Dan Quayle
funny education teacher
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Dan Quayle
funny witty stupid
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. Dan Quayle
funny witty life-and-love
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Dan Quayle
funny stupid party
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. Dan Quayle
funny people dumb
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world. Dan Quayle
funny witty phoenix
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
funny impact people
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Dan Quayle
funny witty freedom
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. Dan Quayle
funny witty recovery
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery. Dan Quayle
funny stupidity dumb
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. Dan Quayle
funny stupid humor
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Dan Quayle
funny stupid giving
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime. Dan Quayle
funny loss politics
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement. Dan Quayle
funny past judging
I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. Dan Quayle
funny forever politics
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever. Dan Quayle
funny witty stupid
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle
funny witty science
For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle
funny running stupid
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle
funny cute boyfriend
Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it. Cynthia Payne
funny death suicide
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. Cyril Connolly
funny athlete men
Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf. The Saudi woman said she was thrilled about the ruling all she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics. Conan O'Brien
funny london-olympics yesterday
Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.' Conan O'Brien
funny player eight
Did you hear this big scandal? Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose. So tragically, they'll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic. Conan O'Brien
funny player night
Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you train day and night for four years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way, haven't you already lost? Conan O'Brien
funny country nice
The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets. Conan O'Brien
funny athlete kids
So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them. Conan O'Brien