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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
insperational live-your-life conviction
Happiness and high come to you when you choose to live your life consistent with your highest values and your deepest convictions. Brian Tracy
insperational objects
An object that is at rest will tend to stay at rest. An object that is in motion will tend to stay in motion. Isaac Newton
insperational growth small-business
I understand small business growth. I was one. George W. Bush
insperational shows
When one is truly in love, one not only says it, but shows it. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
insperational where-you-are position
Success. Is not the position where you are standing, but which direction you are going. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
insperational missing motivational-sales
For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough. Zig Ziglar
insperational
That's why we recommend it daily.
proactive ready wants work
I think the contractor's very proactive with this. He's really ready to go. He wants to go to work.
proactive animation
I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about. Al Yankovic
proactive
Where he's being proactive is with leadership. We're better offensively with him.
proactive circumstances creator
Be a creator of circumstances rather than just a creature of circumstances. Be proactive rather than reactive.
proactive word-of-mouth memories-dreams-reflections
You are what you do, not what you say. David Suzuki
proactive reactive seems
It seems like we're a little reactive right now. We need to be more proactive in our approach. Drew Bledsoe