Famous Quotes & Sayings

Russell Baker

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

Gerald R. Ford

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Orson Scott Card

Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.

Psy

That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

PewDiePie

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Maisie Williams

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.

Ryan Lochte

There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

David Ogilvy

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Danny Baker

May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!"

Dannii Minogue

The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.

Dannii Minogue

The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out.

Danny Devito

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.

Danny Devito

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

Danica McKellar

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

Dag Hammarskjold

If even dying is to be made a social function, then, grant me the favor of sneaking out on tiptoe without disturbing the party.

Cole Porter

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.

Claude Pepper

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Colin Chapman

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

Colin Baker

It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks

Clement Freud

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Cleveland Amory

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

Daphne du Maurier

Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.

Dan Rather

Journalists should denounce government by public opinion polls.

Dan Rather

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Dan Rather

I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly.

Dan Quayle

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

Dan Quayle

El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.

Dan Quayle

I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that.

Dan Quayle

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

Dan Quayle

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

Dan Quayle

We lead in exporting jobs.

Dan Quayle

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.