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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
keyboards record send
There are attachments you can put on the back of keyboards that will record keystrokes and send them to an off-site printer. Michael Marks
keyboards shy stories
I'm not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I'm fine, but stand me up in front of an audience and I'm actually quite shy and reserved. Bill Bryson
keyboards rooms rays
When I'm online, I'm alone in a room, tapping on a keyboard, staring at a cathode-ray tube. Clifford Stoll
keyboards work
Take their keyboards to work with you. They can live without the mouse, but not the keyboard.
keyboards gunners bits
I'm a bit of a gunner on the QWERTY keyboard. Jay Watson
keyboards percussion
I played djembe, percussion, keyboards and I sang. Jeff Ament
keyboards hitting invisibility
I've always been a bit wary of keyboards because there's an invisibility to it - you're not really hitting anything. Feist
keyboards tunes truth-is
The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes. Jerry Seinfeld
keyboards journal
I love playing. The keyboard is my journal. Pharrell Williams
sound clinton marxist
Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her friends are Marxists. Dick Armey
sound music-is reservoirs
Music is a reservoir... of sounds. Dexter Gordon
soundtracks
I have music in my head constantly. I have to have a soundtrack in my head. Bob Mould
sound shows audience
I'm terrified of improv. Improv in a show or in front of an audience sounds terrifying. Elizabeth Olsen
sound argument
Your argument is sound, nothing but sound. Benjamin Franklin
sound
I would describe my music and my sound as… Avril Lavigne! Avril Lavigne
sound philosopher affair
Human affairs are so obscure and various that nothing can be clearly known. This was the sound conclusion of the Academic sceptics, who were the least surly of philosophers. Desiderius Erasmus
sound rebound surface
Drums all have their own particulars - each drum has a place where they sound the best - where they ring out and resonate the best, and the head surface isn't too loose or too tight, mainly so you get a good rebound off of the head. Chad Smith
sounds
The name 'Mondelez' I hate. It sounds like a disease. Nelson Peltz