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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
keyboards record send
There are attachments you can put on the back of keyboards that will record keystrokes and send them to an off-site printer. Michael Marks
keyboards rooms rays
When I'm online, I'm alone in a room, tapping on a keyboard, staring at a cathode-ray tube. Clifford Stoll
keyboards shy stories
I'm not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I'm fine, but stand me up in front of an audience and I'm actually quite shy and reserved. Bill Bryson
keyboards tunes truth-is
The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes. Jerry Seinfeld
keyboards percussion
I played djembe, percussion, keyboards and I sang. Jeff Ament
keyboards hitting invisibility
I've always been a bit wary of keyboards because there's an invisibility to it - you're not really hitting anything. Feist
keyboards work
Take their keyboards to work with you. They can live without the mouse, but not the keyboard.
keyboards gunners bits
I'm a bit of a gunner on the QWERTY keyboard. Jay Watson
keyboards instruments knows
But I find that the keyboard is the complete instrument you know? Mick Ralphs
sound singers ifs
If you're a good singer, you're going to make anything sound good. Casey Abrams
soundtracks
I have music in my head constantly. I have to have a soundtrack in my head. Bob Mould
sound shows audience
I'm terrified of improv. Improv in a show or in front of an audience sounds terrifying. Elizabeth Olsen
sound rebound surface
Drums all have their own particulars - each drum has a place where they sound the best - where they ring out and resonate the best, and the head surface isn't too loose or too tight, mainly so you get a good rebound off of the head. Chad Smith
sound sometimes opinionated
I'm very opinionated and I have a lot of things to say. Sometimes I sound a bit like a willy. Cher Lloyd
sound
My God! What has sound got to do with music? Charles Ives
sound findings looking-for-work
Looking for work sounds almost as bad as finding it. Bob Black
sound life-experience
Sound comes out of a life experience. Bill Laswell
sound aviation corny
Let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as the Bristol sound. Beth Gibbons