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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
internet trip word
word got out on the internet that Trip was not dead, but what can you do? Star Trek
internet network-marketing ifs
If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business. Bill Gates
internet retailers
The Internet is the easiest thing to get into. To be an Internet retailer, you just get that URL.
internet
I've been making music for a while. And I could read about myself on the Internet for a while. Azealia Banks
internet-access cafes firsts
I was not only the first woman to become secretary of state, I was the first [U.S.] secretary of state of the 21st century. I was the first secretary of state to own a Web site, to visit Internet cafes, and to make Internet access a part of policy. Madeleine Albright
internet ship windows
We're going to get to ship Windows 98 with all its Internet functionality intact? and that's the key,
internet
I stay off the Internet. Chaske Spencer
internet individual made
The Internet changes the structure of society all the time—this massiveness made of individuals. Ai Weiwei
internet files
I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem! Eddie Izzard
fats ifs
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley
fats lordship
His lordship can eat my fat— Gail Carriger
fats food found talking
He'll be talking about where trans fats are found on the food label.
fats label low
Look at the ingredients label and keep trans fats as low as possible.
fats knows being-fat
It sucks being fat, you know. Drew Carey
fats
Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo D. J. MacHale
fats harvest press wickedness
Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: come, get you down; for the press is full, the fats overflow; for their wickedness is great.
fats good vital
Some fats are good for us, omega-3 being one of them. It's vital for health.
fats news people sleeping stayed watched
Fats just stayed at my apartment, rested, watched the news. I've had people sleeping on the floor, the couch, everywhere. It's been pretty crazy. JaMarcus Russell