Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, "I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me."
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.