Quotes about funny
funny-friend giving our-family
Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.
funny-christmas years matter
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around. Bryan White
funny humor men
A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man. Catherine Deneuve
funny humor exercise
I think that making love is the best form of exercise. Cary Grant
funny book people
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. Caroline Kennedy
funny-inspirational minutes ready
I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera
funny smile wrinkles
Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling. Carlos Santana
funny-love love-you giving
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
funny business latin
Television: The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it. C. P. Scott
funny hater i-hate-you
Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it. Chris Brown
funny mom growing-up
It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny. Chloe Sevigny
funny team eagles
Yeah, I had it all mapped out actually. Seriously. I wrote it down. I said, 'When I'm the head coach of the Eagles, I'm going to make sure I get that guy on my team.' And then guy next to me was like, 'You're only the offensive coordinator at New Hampshire.' I said, 'Don't worry about it. Minor details. But it's going to work.' Chip Kelly
funny witty humorous
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish Chevy Chase
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny doors dumb
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. Cher
funny fitness health
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. Cher
funny girl breakup
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. Cher
funny hilarious witty
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny cute marriage
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. Charles Baudelaire
funny dog people
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases. Charles Baudelaire
funny thinking horrible
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. Charlie Kaufman
funny-relationship echoes empty
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox. Charles M. Schulz
funny sheep years
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. Charles M. Schulz
funny mistake peanuts
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
funny family sister
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. Charles M. Schulz
funny gum cards
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. Charles M. Schulz
funny witty people
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
funny cute happiness
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. Charles M. Schulz
funny dog thinking
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. Charles M. Schulz
funny life happiness
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz
funny-relationship men wife
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. Bob Phillips
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips