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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
hater fun waste
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? Chad Anderson
hater tree ifs
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? Douglas Coupland
hater famous-love inspirational-love
Hate is too great a burden to bear.... Coretta Scott King
haters lawn sean stop wanna wearing
Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits. Diddy Puff
hater people want
When people don't want the best for you, they are not the best for you. Gayle King
hater fear roots
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. George Washington Carver
hater lying sucessful
Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters Eminem
hater hurt hate-me
Hate hurts the hater more'n the hated. Madeleine L'Engle
hater respect animal
Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. Elvis Presley
i-hate-you air sea
I am longing to be with you, and by the sea, where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air. Bram Stoker
i-hate-you humor fate
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. Daniel Handler
i-hate-you past opportunity
You couldn't erase the past. You couldn't even change it. But sometimes life offered you the opportunity to put it right. Ann Brashares
i-hate-you missing loving-you
It's the tragedy of loving, you can't love anything more than something you miss. Jonathan Safran Foer
i-hate-you love-is want
She wants to know if I love her, that's all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there, like new batteries in the flashlight in the emergency kit in the hall closet.
i-hate-you lessons want
Don't let anyone ever make you feel you don't deserve what you want.. Heath Ledger
i-hate-you doors imagination
Her imagination was by habit ridiculously active; when the door was not open it jumped out the window. Henry James
i-hate-you brave suffering
You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. Ernest Hemingway
i-hate-you bother over-it
You never get over it, but you get to where it doesn't bother you so much. Jeffrey Eugenides