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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
gum vodka junkie
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss Diablo Cody
gum drifting maple
I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me. Alice Cary
gum needs microphones
The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone. Dave Grohl
gumdrops sure-thing
Sure thing, Gumdrop. -Scott Becca Fitzpatrick
gum leaves playing table walking workshop
I was just walking up to the workshop one day and I plucked two gum leaves and I put them on the table and started playing with them. Dan Flynn
gum lips nails
I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things. Kelis
gum order
After all, you have to take gum out in order to eat.
gum
No matter where I'm going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on. Dylan Penn
gum piece singapore soon starting throw
It's terrible. We're starting to look like Hong Kong, or Singapore at worst. Pretty soon you won't be able to throw a piece of gum on the street. Chris Noth
cards credit customers easily money pay sure tickets
The other thing we're doing is making sure the customers pay with credit cards so they can get their money back more easily if the tickets can't be used.
cards game sit
We usually just play cards - there's always a card game going on. Or we sit around. Sit around and talk.
cards florist full greeting service silk table
We are a full service florist with fresh-cut flowers, silk arrangements, balloons, table decorations, cake-a-grams, plush, greeting cards and candy.
cards last looking owners
We are looking for the owners of the cards to find out how they last used them,
cards honest transgender
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it. Eddie Izzard
cards deaths family leave meant officer send thinking
We also send cards to acknowledge illnesses, births and deaths in the family. One officer who was out on leave for a while told me how much it meant to him that he got a card from us and that we were thinking of him during that time.
cards confidence consumer few filling last number people responses weeks
Very few of the responses will have a post-attack impact, ... In the last two weeks people have ... been very distracted. Filling out response cards to consumer confidence surveys has not really been their number one priority.
cards great guys knew team though
We knew they had a great team out there, and though we got way ahead, we knew that they would come at us today, ... Twenty-one years after doing this, the guys are so excited. The way they set about their task, it was in the cards from the first day.
cards report
We've never done this. It's not our place to give out report cards on the states.