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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
smile i-can
I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot. Chris Colfer
smile mad laughing
I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn't be seen on film - so of course while the poor planet is being blown up I'm smiling and laughing like mad! David Prowse
smile jobs selfish
The number-one job of the hedge-fund manager is not to make sure that you can retire with a smile on your face - it's for him to retire with a smile on his face. Mark Cuban
smile light vivid
Her vivid smile was like a light held up to dazzle me. Edith Wharton
smile dream children
I speak for those children who cannot speak for themselves, children who have absolutely nothing but their courage and their smiles, their wits and their dreams. Audrey Hepburn
smile caring light
SMILE! In every language, in every culture - it is the light in your window that tells people there's a caring, sharing individual inside and it's the universal code for "I'm O. K. - You're O. K., too!" Denis Waitley
smile caring light
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
smile kids mass-destruction
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller
smile problem leap
I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don`t know that. They always smile Charlie Chaplin
wrinkles
I'm going to have wrinkles really soon Cher
wrinkles
As you get older, you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. But you get wisdom, too. So it's not all bad! Charlize Theron
wrinkles noses conscious
He that is conscious of a stink in his breeches is [suspicious] of every wrinkle in another's nose. Benjamin Franklin
wrinkles want stranger
I don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead. Clark Gable
wrinkles pretty-woman pretty-words
Pretty words, as pretty women, wrinkle up and die. Charles Bukowski
wrinkles laughing ifs
If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. Andrew Mason
wrinkles people
People say, 'I love my wrinkles.' I don't love my wrinkles - come on! Brooke Shields
wrinkles hair gray
I love to see old women. I love wrinkles. I love gray hair. Alber Elbaz
wrinkles age strange
Having wrinkles is at once strange and exciting. Meryl Streep