Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alicia Silverstone

Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.

Alicia Silverstone

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Alice Walker

When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

Alice Duer Miller

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Anne Lamott

I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.

Alphonse de Lamartine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

A. A. Milne

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

A. A. Milne

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

Kevin Whately

Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community.

Alexander Pope

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

Alex Haley

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

E. M. Forster

Beauty ought to look a little surprised: it is the emotion that best suits her face. The beauty who does not look surprised, who accepts her position as her due - she reminds us too much of a prima donna.

Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Drew Carey

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Drew Carey

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter..

Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

Drew Barrymore

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.

Doug E. Fresh

I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason.

Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Collins

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Donna Air

So, how did you all meet?

Donald Cargill

Farewell, dearest friend, never to see one another any more till at the right hand of Christ.

Donald E. Westlake

A friend of mine, now retired, was then a major exec at a major bank, and one of her jobs, the last four years, was the farewell interview.

Donald Trump

Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.

Donald Trump

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Donald Trump

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Duffy Daugherty

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport

Duke of Wellington

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.