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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
swimming littles mice
I see you that have a little swimming mouse David Sedaris
swimming oxygen air
I just learned how to scuba dive. Id been scared to rely on one little air hose for oxygen, but swimming with all those fish is exhilarating. Cheryl Hines
swimming garden lucky
I like to go for a walk or swimming or in the garden when I can. It's a busy kind of life, but I guess I'm lucky. Brian May
swimming rocks found
She kept swimming out into life because she hadn't yet found a rock to stand on. Barbara Kingsolver
swimming overcoming impossible
To overcome fear, act as if it were impossible to fail, and it shall be. Brian Tracy
swimming aquariums action
When you're watching an action movie, you experience an action movie more outside of the aquarium, you're out of the aquarium looking in at all the swimming fish that are in there. Whereas horror films and thrillers are designed to put the audience into that box, into that aquarium. James Wan
swimming thinking people
I think a lot of people have a vision of L.A. in which TV executives and movie directors plan their latest productions by the swimming pool. Bruno Tonioli
swimming goal reaching
Failure isn't in not reaching your goal but in having no goal to reach. Benjamin E. Mays
swimming whales people
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? Charles Saatchi
cereal breakfast parks
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots. Alan Moore
cereal healthy eating
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. Bruce Barton
cereal cooks i-can
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. Bill Hader
cereal cry remotely smile touching
I cry at anything remotely touching - smile at me warmly and I'm off... television also does it, everything from 'X-Factor' to cereal commercials. I cry when I am tired. I also cry when I laugh. Natalie Massenet
cereal vegetables eggs
I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot of fish and vegetables. And throughout the day, I try to stay hydrated. Beyonce Knowles
cereal breakfast sound
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. Eliza Dushku
cereal boxes
I didn't come out of a cereal box. Bob Dylan
cereal freedom happiness indulgence joy people speaks
Cereal is universally appealing. It speaks to the sense of joy and freedom and happiness and indulgence people feel. David Roth
cereal high keeping longer satisfied slowly tends
Cereal is not very high in calories, but it tends to be absorbed more slowly by the body, keeping you satisfied longer than, say, a bagel, Bruce Barton