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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
zombie culture bits
Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn't appear to notice. Alan Moore
zombie mess
Zombies dont mess with other zombies. Bill Murray
zombie
The best was The Yardbirds. I still love The Yardbirds and The Zombies. Cassandra Peterson
zombie enough undead
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough. Bill Watterson
zombie comedic zombie-movie
I love any comedic zombie movies. Atticus Shaffer
zombie
Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly. Amanda Hocking
zombie apocalypse situation
A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation. Danai Gurira
zombie made iceberg
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie. Chuck Palahniuk
zombie world might
A philosopher might find the general work unsophisticated, and scientists are often bemused by esoteric talk of zombies, supervenience, and possible worlds. David Chalmers
would-be looks ashamed
Do you not know how bashful friendship is? Friends - comrades - do not look at each other. Friendship would be ashamed... C. S. Lewis
would-be jason patient
So we had psychiatrists and counselors and therapists around the set regularly, especially for those scenes in which Jason would be dealing with a patient to make sure we were doing it all appropriately. Alan Thicke
would-be flattery vain
flattery would be worse than vain; there is no consolation in flattery. Charlotte Bronte
would-be colony
What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial". Dave Barry
would-be faces thirty
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. Jane Austen
would-be
She was one of those, who, having, once begun, would be always in love.
would-be overwhelmed numb
That I would be loved even when I numb myself. That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed. That I would be loved even when I was fuming. That I would be good even if I was clingy. Alanis Morissette
would-be film bigs
I always feel I could be like Toni Collette, going between big studio things and indie films. That would be feasible. Chloe Sevigny
would-be my-family clinton
My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane, Chen Guangcheng