Famous Quotes & Sayings

I did that the whole night. I'm not going to say it was (exactly) the same, but it was funny seeing it, seeing how they executed the plays, was pretty much how we did things here. It looked real good.

George Bernard Shaw

I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.

Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Chetan Bhagat

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Cher

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Cher

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Cher

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Charles Lamb

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Charles Baudelaire

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

Charles Baudelaire

Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.

Charlie Kaufman

As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.

Charles M. Schulz

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Charles M. Schulz

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Charles M. Schulz

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

Charles M. Schulz

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Charles M. Schulz

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Charles M. Schulz

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Bob Phillips

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

Bob Phillips

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Bing Crosby

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Billy Wilder

I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Billy Wilder

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

Billy Wilder

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Bill Maher

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!

Bill Maher

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

I did some funny drawings. I tried to lighten us up a little bit, but that's about it.

Brian May

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.

Brandon Sanderson

That’s the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,” he said with a wink. “Once you’re there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.