Famous Quotes & Sayings

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I was so surprised at how informal and funny he was.

Michael Keaton

My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.'

Gerard Way

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

John Mellencamp

It sounds funny, but I always try to keep an open mind about what I'm writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions in there, but generally I don't. I try to be objective about things that I'm writing about.

Lorrie Moore

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.

Khloe Kardashian

It's hysterical how kids have their own personalities, even at like 3 or 4. And, it's funny what they tend to like.

Kathryn Prescott

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.

Karen Abbott

I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to be funny or strange or poignant; you have to let the details be funny or strange or poignant for you.

Jimmy Swaggart

I gave my heart to the Lord, and I remember the incident vividly. The Lord spoke to me. I know that sounds funny. It was not an audible voice or anything of that nature.

Jane Bryant Quinn

The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

Jane Austen

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Jane Austen

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

Jane Austen

Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

Jane Austen

Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

Jason Calacanis

I've developed some deep relationships over the past couple of years blogging and I realize that those relationships manifest themselves in the links I find when I do my x a daily ego search over at Technorati.

Jason Calacanis

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about this, but it's so obvious to everyone that this is either a joke or an idiot that there is nothing more to say.

Janna Levin

Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end.

Jane Wyman

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Jane Wagner

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Jane Wagner

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Jane Wagner

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Seymour

It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school.

Oscar Wilde

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

George Bernard Shaw

I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.

Cassidy Freeman

I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give for a weekend off!' And then, as soon as I have more that 18 hours without anything to do, I start shaking. It's really funny.

Addison Timlin

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.

Jason Segel

Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of puppets. There's a big puppet musical at the end of 'Sarah Marshall.' I wrote 'The Muppets.'

IE 7 is a pretty good catch-up. But it does some funny things with tabs and the UI that I don't understand why they did it.

Jill Soloway

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Wendy Liebman

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.