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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
tree too-late may
Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. Defeat may prove to have been the only path to resurrection, despite its ugliness. I take it for granted that to create a tree I condemn a seed to rot. If the first act of resistance comes too late it is doomed to defeat. But it is, nevertheless, the awakening of resistance. Life may grow from it as from a seed. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
tree hush-hush patches
She'll kill me if she finds you in here. Can you climb trees? Tell me you can climb a tree!" Patch grinned, "I can fly. Becca Fitzpatrick
tree looks tire
Something doesn't look right," Vee said. "Is the tire supposed to look like that?" I banged my head against the nearest tree trunk. "So we've got a flat," Vee said. "What now?
tree hunters dork
I was a dork hunter. That's hard to do. I fell out of a tree.
tree humanity looks
If you could see humanity spread out in time, as God sees it, it would look like one single growing thing-rather like a very complicated tree. Every individual would appear connected with every other. C. S. Lewis
tree stuff made
This oak tree and me, we're made of the same stuff. Carl Sagan
tree devil want
Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead. Bill Bryson
tree worse
It could have been worse if the tree hadn't been watered.
tree hanging-on doe
Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree. Anton LaVey
forests found interested kinds mock models rain solar subject systems talking teacher wall
There aren't models of solar systems or mock rain forests or any other kinds of displays in the classrooms. If it is a subject they have always found to be difficult, they are going to be disinterested in what the teacher is talking about and be more interested in what's on the wall or what's on the ceiling.
forests paper toilets
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper Daphne Zuniga
forests needs knows
Everything I need to know I learned in the forest Vandana Shiva
forests ends our-lives
The death of the forest is the end of our life. Dorothy Stang
forests matter hard
Forest of Arden was great for me. I couldn't finish outside the top five there no matter how hard I tried!
forests monsters looks
Among the monsters, I am well hidden; who looks for a leaf in a forest? Angela Carter
forests rich instinct
A novel must be a rich forest known at the start only by instinct. Dawn Powell
forests athens politics
The commonwealth of Athens is become a forest of beasts. William Shakespeare
forests world another-world
I like being outdoors. I like to go cavorting in the nude in the forests. It is just another world. To take sunbaths in the nude. Bettie Page