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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
new-york track agents
My agent is based in New York. And due to a historic accident, my publishing track is primarily American - I'm sold into the UK almost as a foreign import! So I'm quite out of touch with what's going on in UK publishing. Charles Stross
new-york cities like-you
Being on the stage in New York is always exciting because you feel like you're part of the life of the city. Alan Rickman
new-york theater
I love working in New York theater.
new-york years dancing
On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.
new-york eight rocks
The first time that I came to New York to work properly was the mid-'80s, but I was doing eight shows a week. You have no life. Going to a punk rock club - or whatever the music was at that time - would not have been on my agenda.
new-york food cities
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world . . . are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver. Alan Brien
new-york singing detectives
I saw part of The Singing Detective on TV in New York. I said, Something is going on here. Alain Resnais
new-york cities police
Crime is going down everywhere but in the New York City Police Department. Al Sharpton
new-york want mets
I did not want to leave the Mets and I did not want to leave New York. Al Leiter
divorce wife worry
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'. David Ginola
divorce son my-son
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! David Gray
divorce should be-prepared
You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth. Dave Barry
divorce reason
I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. Catherine Deneuve
divorce games definitions
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant
divorce divorced
I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never. Catherine Zeta-Jones
divorce liberty doe
[The] liberty of divorce does not contribute to happiness and virtue. The facility of separation would destroy all mutual confidence, and inflame every trifling dispute . . . Edward Gibbon
divorce able sentimental
in the dissolution of sentimental partnerships it is seldom that both associates are able to withdraw their funds at the same time ... Edith Wharton
divorce needs need-money
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money. Arnold Schwarzenegger