Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Alex Ferguson

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Alex Ferguson

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Aldo Leopold

The first law of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

Aldous Huxley

What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.

Aldous Huxley

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Aldous Huxley

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Craig Allen

We were all talking about it (Saturday) night, how we wanted to hit a walk-off home run in the first inning (on Sunday). It's funny how it actually happened.

Aberjhani

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.

A. P. Herbert

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

A. P. Herbert

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

A. J. Liebling

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

A. Whitney Brown

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Rick Allen

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.

Sanjeev Bhaskar

I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word, not just a set up and a pay-off. I liked the zaniness; they were satirical, slightly saucy and very literary in their references.

Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.

Stan Freberg

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Abbie Hoffman

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

A. E. Housman

In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

A. A. Milne

Life is so much friendlier with two.

A. A. Milne

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

A. A. Milne

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

Aeschylus

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Agatha Christie

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Agatha Christie

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

Val McDermid

There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

Trey Parker

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

Thomas Keller

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.

Tim Hetherington

The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now.

Tim Conway

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Kurt Vonnegut

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.