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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
cute kissing turtles
It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color? Give me a break. And you have to remember, I'm from Dallas, Texas. Aaron Spelling
cute time years
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later. Charles Caleb Colton
cute girl rocks
I like a girl to look relaxed. Tight jeans and rock t-shirts are cute! Devon Werkheiser
cute thinking mirrors
Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror. David Alan Grier
cute people abstract
Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute. David Sedaris
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If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
cute sweet smart
I was sent this thing called 10 Things I Hate About You, which I thought was really sweet and female-centric and kind of cute and smart, with a really smart script. So I auditioned for it and got it, and I'm really glad I did, because the movie has a life of its own. David Krumholtz
cute plight toads
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry
cute birthday teenage
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
boyfriend goes home jennifer job reality truly
The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. David Schwimmer
boyfriend travel father
But the love of adventure was in father's blood. Buffalo Bill
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I was 21 and had been going out with my boyfriend for two years when I found out I was pregnant - despite being told by doctors that I was sterile. Jamie's father and I hadn't discussed marriage, and to me, it wasn't something to be entered into just to stop gossip. Joanna Lumley
boyfriend dad father
My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house. Janis Joplin
boyfriend fun husband
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. Brandon Sanderson
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Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships Cecily von Ziegesar
boyfriend happens helped problems understand
She helped me with my problems if I had boyfriend issues. She said everything happens for a reason. ... But I don't understand why this happened. Ashley Thomas
boyfriend father men
Do you know that other than my father, I've never had a man take care of me? Dionne Warwick
boyfriend worth
She wasn't worth the effort. Her boyfriend can have her back. Mickey Rourke