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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
cute time years
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
cute simple practice
Zen is really extraordinarily simple as long as one doesn't try to be cute about it or beat around the bush! Zen is simply the sensation and the clear understanding ... that there is behind the multiplicity of events and creatures in this universe simply one energy -- and it appears as you, and everything is it. The practice of Zen is to understand that one energy so as to "feel it in your bones. Alan Watts
cute sexy growing-up
You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming out a 'Frere Jacques' - and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy. Al Madrigal
cute nice car
I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy! Chris Colfer
cute people abstract
Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute. David Sedaris
cute clever may
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
cute sweet smart
I was sent this thing called 10 Things I Hate About You, which I thought was really sweet and female-centric and kind of cute and smart, with a really smart script. So I auditioned for it and got it, and I'm really glad I did, because the movie has a life of its own. David Krumholtz
cute plight toads
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry
cute birthday teenage
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
boyfriend travel father
But the love of adventure was in father's blood. Buffalo Bill
boyfriend teacher dad
My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad. Beau Bridges
boyfriend girl cute-relationship
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships Cecily von Ziegesar
boyfriend heaven earth
A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee. William Shakespeare
boyfriend happens helped problems understand
She helped me with my problems if I had boyfriend issues. She said everything happens for a reason. ... But I don't understand why this happened. Ashley Thomas
boyfriend fun husband
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. Brandon Sanderson
boyfriend girls insecure prettier
There are way prettier girls than me, and there always will be. But at the end of the day: you could be insecure about every boyfriend you're with. Lisa Snowdon
boyfriend goes home jennifer job reality truly
The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. David Schwimmer
boyfriend father men
Do you know that other than my father, I've never had a man take care of me? Dionne Warwick