Famous Quotes & Sayings

Al Gore

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Al Gore

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.

Al Gore

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Charles Darwin

I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.

Charles Barkley

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

Charles Barkley

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

Charles Barkley

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

Charles Barkley

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Charles Barkley

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

Charles Barkley

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

Charles Barkley

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Charles Barkley

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

Charles Barkley

The older I get, the faster I was.

Barry Humphries

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Barry Goldwater

In your heart you know he's right.

Barry Goldwater

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

Barbara Boxer

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Arthur Smith

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

Arthur Smith

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Artie Shaw

People ask what those women saw in me. Let's face it, I wasn't a bad-looking stud. But that's not it. It's the music; it's standing up there under the lights. A lot of women just flip; looks have nothing to do with it. You call Mick Jagger good-looking?

Arthur Schopenhauer

To buy books would be a good thing if we also could buy the time to read them.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

Aries Spears

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Aries Spears

I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'

Aristotle Onassis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Arjuna Ranatunga

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup.

Aphra Behn

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Bruce McCall

Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.

Bruce Lee

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.

Brooke Shields

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Conan O'Brien

Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf. The Saudi woman said she was thrilled about the ruling all she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics.

Conan O'Brien

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'