Famous Quotes & Sayings

Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Collins

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Donna Air

So, how did you all meet?

Donald Cargill

Farewell, dearest friend, never to see one another any more till at the right hand of Christ.

Donald E. Westlake

A friend of mine, now retired, was then a major exec at a major bank, and one of her jobs, the last four years, was the farewell interview.

Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don Herold

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Don King

If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.

Dylan O'Brien

With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.

Dylan Thomas

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Dylan Moran

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Dylan Moran

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Dylan Moran

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

Dylan Moran

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Dylan Moran

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Dylan Moran

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

Dylan Moran

I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit.

Dylan Moran

Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.

Dylan Moran

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

Dylan Moran

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

Dylan Moran

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

Dylan Moran

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!

Dylan Moran

I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.

Dylan Moran

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.

Dylan Moran

I do pauses, pauses work for me

Dylan Moran

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

Dylan Moran

Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time.

Dylan Moran

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Dylan Moran

Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach!" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!

Dylan Moran

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

Dylan Moran

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.