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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
knew seen sleep types
We've seen so many types of presses. I think I could sleep and still go through them. I knew that wouldn't be a problem. Kianna Smith
knew
When I used to put an album out, I knew everyone on the charts. There weren't that many bands. Now, I couldn't even name half the new groups. Joe Cocker
knew nobody picking spent versions year
'House of Balloons' was special because I had no deadlines, and nobody knew me, so there were no expectations. Spent a year making it perfect. Every song had at least, like, 7 different versions to them before picking the right one. The Weeknd
knew playing realize soon torture
As soon as I started to realize that I could make a living playing professional soccer, I went to that place where I could torture myself because I knew it would make me better for the championship game. Abby Wambach
knew man married six split stepfather
My mother was 18 when I was born. She split with my father when I was 6, and married another man when I was about 7. My mother was about 25, my stepfather was about 26, I'm six or seven, I was looking at them and I knew they were just too young. Theresa Russell
knew madison square
We know we had Madison Square Gordon, so we knew we were in the driver's seat. Kirk Hinrich
knew
I know Pentatonix. I knew them before they were even a group. Tori Kelly
knew russian-athlete
I knew there were a lot of friends out there, and I wanted to be with them. Ekaterina Gordeeva
knew
I knew I didn't look like my sisters and I didn't have those shapes, but I didn't think that was wrong. Khloe Kardashian
saws advantage
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. Carol Leifer
saws republican activist
I was a Republican, and I saw the activists and what they were doing; it was intolerable to me. Charlie Crist
saw
When I did that I said 'Wow,' ... I got the video, and when Tejada saw the play when he got out, he started clapping. Orlando Cabrera
saws mets ringo
I met Paul in 1967, Ringo in 1985, and I saw George Harrison in a nightclub somewhere in L. A. I never met John. Brian Wilson
saws toilets scream
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? David Sedaris
saw time
My grandparents used to bring me books every time they saw me. Gabrielle Zevin
saws splits want
In one split second I saw everything I could be, everything I want to be. And all that I'm not. Jandy Nelson
saw steps
We still saw some of our inexperience today. That will be the case, but there were still some steps of improvement. Roman Gutierrez
saws hendrix yeah
I really thought I was pretty good before I saw Hendrix, and then I thought: Yeah, not so good. Brian May
shocked solved
would be shocked if they solved the problem. William Arbaugh
shocked
I'm shocked at being recognized. Dan Stevens
shocked weird
Right now, I'm just shocked by it all, the way that it ended. This is weird all the way around. But that's the way it goes. It just got away from us. Gary Sheffield
shocked team
I was shocked that he wasn't first team All-ACC. It made so sense. Bobby Bowden
shocked understand
I have been shocked at their reaction. Furthermore I do not really understand it. Dan Brown
shocked
I'd be shocked if it was done by this weekend. Richard Shoemaker
shocked
We were shocked when we had to go back out there on the onside kick. Reggie Lewis
shocked surprised
We were disappointed. At the same time, you can't say you're shocked or surprised that something like this would happen. Pat Gillick
shocked verdict
I would be shocked if we had a verdict before the first of April. Jeff Justice
until
I didn't have an exhibition anywhere until I was 30. My first exhibition was at 30, and then for my first show in America, I'm 50. It's kind of all right: I'm just a slow burner. Tracey Emin
until
We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot. Tom Sharpe
until wait
Wait until you see what we have planned. Ruth Miller
until
I started with the guitar around 12 years old but didn't learn the banjo until I was about 18 or 19. Elle King
until war
We always had Packards, until the war, when they stopped making them; then we had a Cadillac. June Carter Cash
until
Never abandon a theory that explains something until you have a theory that explains more. John McCarthy
until worked
Until 1998, I worked in marketing at ASB bank. I loved it. Jonah Lomu
until
Divorce was illegal in Chile up until 2005 or so. Hector Tobar
until
Until we investigate and find out what happened, I don't want him to go back to Mexico. Ellen Roberts