Famous Quotes & Sayings

Angela Ruggiero

She's honest. Yes, she will say anything. I think it's funny, though.

Mark Twain

The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme

Becky G

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!

Brad Goreski

I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe!

Bill Hader

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Bill Hader

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

David Walton

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

David Walton

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Cross

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

Christina Baker Kline

My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me.

Denis Leary

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Bill Cosby

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

Richie Benaud

Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.

Ethan Hawke

We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.

Samuel Goldwyn

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Samuel Butler

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.

Samuel Butler

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

Samuel Butler

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Samuel Butler

Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.

Samuel Butler

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Samuel Butler

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Samuel Butler

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Samuel Butler

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.

Samuel Butler

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Eric Roberts

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.

Freddie Prinze

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Fred Tomaselli

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

Luke Benward

I really like 'Passion of the Christ.' I like that movie. I also like 'We Were Soldiers,' and 'Braveheart.' And 'Napoleon Dynamite' - that movie was funny.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Imelda Staunton

I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.