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If worship bores you, you are not ready for heaven. Aiden Wilson Tozer
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Only those who want everything done for them are bored. Billy Graham
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If the scene bores you when you read it, rest assured it WILL bore the actors, and will then bore the audience, and we're all going to be back in the breadline. David Mamet
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You need to let the little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you. Andy Warhol
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The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. Andre Gide
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When a thing bores you, do not do it. Eugene Delacroix
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