Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran
Dylan William Moran is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his sardonic observational comedy, the UK television sitcom Black Booksand his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1971
CityLondon, England
CountryIreland
Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, AND HE ARRIVES WITH A SANDWICH! ...And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"