Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran
Dylan William Moran is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his sardonic observational comedy, the UK television sitcom Black Booksand his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1971
CityLondon, England
CountryIreland
So here are some foolproof recipes for those of you who understand the true function of food. Bean Treat: Gingerly pour four fluid oz of beans or something into a jug. Cry. Eat the beans from the jug and pour the rest from the can down your throat. N.B. These taste better if they belong to somebody else in your house. Pain au Dunk: Fists of bread, rent from the loaf and dunked into anything runnier than bread. Should eat at least six of these because…you should. Don’t toast the bread. Toast is cookery.
I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty
Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.
Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.
I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I start being funny. I don't really do the one-liners and five second bits or whatever. But it's good to work stuff out sometimes.