Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran
Dylan William Moran is an Irish comedian, writer, actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his sardonic observational comedy, the UK television sitcom Black Booksand his work with Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run. He appeared as one of the two lead characters in the Irish black comedy titled A Film with Me in It in 2008...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1971
CityLondon, England
CountryIreland
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes look at yourself and think--this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.