Quotes about funny
funny life thinking vines
The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. Lele Pons
funny drinking humor
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around. Chelsea Handler
funny mattered
Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. Nick Wechsler
funny lots turned
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. Linda Kozlowski
funny education learning
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
funny grim lose order readers strips work
My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable. Lynda Barry
funny marriage
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. Mencken
funny
I know how to be funny to black audiences. Brandon T. Jackson
funny goes guys move movies people prank sets
I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy! Terry Crews
funny people thrown
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. Will Ferrell
funny mightier
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman
funny tis
Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
funny line people teach
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them. George Cukor
funny low netflix relate
It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny. Gracie Gold
funny puppy saw street wants
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. Tucker Max
funny kids
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. Tom Bodett
funny half people
I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else. Willow Shields
funny movies rather satirical subjects
I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny. Terence Lewis
funny time insperational
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. Alexander Woollcott
funny humor places-to-go
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
funny food illegal-things
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
funny death health
I am dying with the help of too many physicians. Alexander the Great
funny witty ego
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge. Albert Einstein
funny people
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. Colin Mochrie
funny-life heart gold
He has a heart of gold - only harder. Adolphe Menjou
funny journalism virtue
Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction. Adlai E. Stevenson
funny friends truth
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
funny witty humorous
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
funny-inspirational kings lunch
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. Adelle Davis
funny hater bullying
I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me. Adele
funny friendship childhood
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. Adam Sandler
funny years big-daddy
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
funny wire comedy
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!