Famous Quotes & Sayings

Coco Chanel

My friends, there are no friends.

Clarence Day

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

Clarence Day

Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.

Elizabeth Taylor

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

Elizabeth Jones

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.

Elizabeth Hurley

I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

Ashleigh Brilliant

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Ashleigh Brilliant

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Ashleigh Brilliant

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Ashleigh Brilliant

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Arthur Helps

The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.

Arlo Guthrie

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

April Gornik

Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.

April Winchell

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Barbara Corcoran

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.

Better a bald head than none at all.

Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Jason Calacanis

I've developed some deep relationships over the past couple of years blogging and I realize that those relationships manifest themselves in the links I find when I do my x a daily ego search over at Technorati.

Jason Calacanis

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about this, but it's so obvious to everyone that this is either a joke or an idiot that there is nothing more to say.

Janna Levin

Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end.

Jane Wyman

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Jane Wagner

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Jane Wagner

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Jane Wagner

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.