Quotes about funny
funny
She was real sweet. She was funny and outgoing.
funny qualities watch witty
She's very kind-hearted and very witty and funny. You watch her play and she has this scowl on her face, but she has those qualities in her. She can make you laugh.
funny incredibly matter
She's an incredibly funny person, no matter what we're discussing. Rick Kaplan
funny
She's honest. Yes, she will say anything. I think it's funny, though. Angela Ruggiero
funny guy love
She said, 'I just love the guy in the glasses,' ... 'He's so funny.'
funny life-is-too-short emotional
Off the floor, I'm really laid back: like, nothing really fazes me too much. But on the floor, I do get emotional and a little carried away. However, I started playing when I was 13 to have fun with my teammates, and that never stopped. I enjoy traveling and having fun in the locker room with the guys. Life is too short to be miserable. Dirk Nowitzki
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny gasoline price
The price of gasoline - well, no, but that would be a funny thing to say. I just want to do something new.
funny last time woman
When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.
funny war humor
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. Abraham Lincoln
funny life party
Be excellent and party on dudes.
funny job male
A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. Kym Whitley
funny maybe resting sleep start
She's just resting in her apartment. Maybe it's the start of a sickness.
funny
She's just funny about accolades, ... She would say, 'I haven't done anything out of the ordinary.'
funny oh past pictures recent
Oh yeah, the funny thing is that all my pictures in the past were all smiley pictures, and it's only been in recent pictures where I've had some where I don't smile. Herbie Hancock
funny herself kept laughed single stupid wrong
She had such a young sense of humor. Every single thing that went wrong or was funny for any reason, she laughed herself stupid about it -- it kept us all sane. Prince William
funny heard knew operating opportunity work written
She had me in stitches most of the time, while commiserating over the 'joys' of operating a theater. When I heard she had written her own show, I knew it had to be as funny as she is, and wanted the opportunity to work with her again.
funny good gotta great shopping support together
She mentions what a great support he is to her. She did say something funny about how they going shopping together sometimes and he'll be good for two hours, then be like, 'Honey, I gotta have lunch.' Like any man. Laura Brown
funny joke method people time
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny dog successful
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman. Craig Kilborn
funny humor garden
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden." Craig Ferguson
funny humor men
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
funny humor littles
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'
funny humor waiting
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
funny humor enjoy
I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
funny humor monkeys
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
funny sports humor
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
funny humor beard
I have a beard. Just not on my face...
funny humor cake
I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying...
funny talking ifs
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
funny basketball team
Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.
funny night london-olympics
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.