Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ayn Rand

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.

We've been in every game. We're just a funny team right now. We've got the players. All we have to do is stop making errors.

Charles Evers

We need to take responsibility and educate people. That's why black folks don't like me. I always say it's our responsibility to make safe neighborhoods. It's our job to get them cleaned up.

Charles Bukowski

I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on earth available to any man should be confiscated and made unlawful by other men in more seemingly powerful and advantageous positions.

Charles Bukowski

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

Sydney Smith

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy.

Molly Antopol

When I'm writing a story, which takes me a year or more, I can feel my character living with me - they're responding to whatever funny, familial, or social situation I'm in, and I think about their responses constantly.

James Howe

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.

Alan Ruck

When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature.

Thomas Haden Church

But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.

Tom Sizemore

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.

Edward Abbey

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Eddie Rickenbacker

The biggest lesson I've learned . . . was that if you have all the fresh water you want to drink and all the food you want to eat, you ought never to complain about anything.

Aristotle

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man

Aristotle

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

Aristotle

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Aristotle

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Ben Hogan

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Harper

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.

Ben Jonson

Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!

Earl Nightingale

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Elizabeth Bowen

Dogs are a habit, I think.

Dirk Nowitzki

Off the floor, I'm really laid back: like, nothing really fazes me too much. But on the floor, I do get emotional and a little carried away. However, I started playing when I was 13 to have fun with my teammates, and that never stopped. I enjoy traveling and having fun in the locker room with the guys. Life is too short to be miserable.

Dizzy Dean

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

The price of gasoline - well, no, but that would be a funny thing to say. I just want to do something new.

When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.

Ed Reed

Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Will Rogers

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

She was real sweet. She was funny and outgoing.

She's very kind-hearted and very witty and funny. You watch her play and she has this scowl on her face, but she has those qualities in her. She can make you laugh.

Rick Kaplan

She's an incredibly funny person, no matter what we're discussing.