Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dennis Rodman

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

Denis Healey

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging!

Denis Diderot

I discuss with myself questions of politics, love, taste, or philosophy. I let my mind rove wantonly, give it free rein to followany idea, wise or mad that may present itself.... My ideas are my harlots.

Denis Diderot

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

Debra Winger

When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with.

Dee Dee Myers

As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes.

Edgar Allan Poe

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Edgar Allan Poe

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

Eldridge Cleaver

Too much agreement kills a chat.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Elbert Hubbard

A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

Elbert Hubbard

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

Elbert Hubbard

Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.

Elbert Hubbard

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

Elbert Hubbard

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

Elbert Hubbard

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Edward Abbey

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Eddie Rickenbacker

The biggest lesson I've learned . . . was that if you have all the fresh water you want to drink and all the food you want to eat, you ought never to complain about anything.

Aristotle

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man

Aristotle

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

Aristotle

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Aristotle

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Ben Hogan

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Harper

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.

Ben Jonson

Confound these ancestors... They've stolen our best ideas!

Earl Nightingale

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Elizabeth Bowen

Dogs are a habit, I think.

Ed Reed

Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Will Rogers

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip