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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
football smart
We have a smart football team, and they understand, Joe Gibbs
football intelligence level parts poise three trying win
When you're trying to win a playoff-caliber football game, you need to have all three parts play at that level. Not only the level of play-making ability, but also the level of poise and the level of intelligence or smartness. Mike Tice
football guys looking people team wondering
We want guys here we've got guys here who want to have people looking at them and wondering what our football team is about. Mike Shula
football running heart
I realized it might be possible to do such a thing, run for money, trot for wages on piece work at a bob a puff rising bit by bit to a guinea a gasp and retiring through old age at thirty-two because of lace-curtain lungs, a football heart, and legs like varicose beanstalks. Alan Sillitoe
football making-money made
I did not come into football to make money. I had already made millions. Alan Sugar
football luck england
There is a lot of luck in football. Following England is like following Wycombe Wanders or Leyton Orient. You hope for the best and hope you are lucky. Alan Sugar
football missing chewing
I've got a great life that I really enjoy. But there is something chewing at me inside: that adrenaline rush from football, I miss that. Alan Shearer
football cartoon watches
I didn't watch cartoons, I was too busy playing football. Alan Shearer
football never-say-never wanted
I have never wanted to go abroad before but you can never say never in football. Alan Shearer
winning choices sometimes
Sometimes we win; more times than not, we don't. But that's his choice. Carlos Boozer
winning thinking years
I think I can play in the big leagues 10 or 15 years. But more important to me is winning-win, make the playoffs. Carlos Beltran
winning opposites play
Sometimes you can really serve well and win the match because of the serve. I have the opposite thing now, so it's kind of hard. I can just really play with my forehand and backhand. Agnieszka Radwanska
winning dukes feels
I feel very competitive with Robert Morse off-set. We often duke it out. He always wins. Aaron Staton
winning guy actors
The guy who wins the Oscar for Best Actor has a much higher bar to clear than the woman who wins best actress. Aaron Sorkin
winning hands years
Newcastle fans never cease to amaze me. If there was a trophy for best supporters this lot would win it hands down every year. Alan Shearer
winning outlaw claims
If the broadcasters were to win on their claims, they'd outlaw the DVR. Charlie Ergen
winning competition want
Look at politics; they're always in competition over an election, who wants to win. It's just who we are, it's what we do. Charles Tillman
winning race looks
If we look backwards to antiquity it should be as those that are winning a race. Charles Caleb Colton