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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip.
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn.
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles.
golf long tree
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss
golf needs cutters
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
golf earth break
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
play years television
After 30 years of television, I want to play more than I used to. Carol Vorderman
player world messi
Messi could be the best player in the world - if he was human. Carlos Queiroz
player thinking years
I honestly think I am a better player than I was four years ago, when I was No. 1 in the world. Carlos Moya
player want praying
I pray to God to be a great player, but I want to keep my life. Carlos Beltran
player giving feel-good
We have a lot of young players and some veteran players who make you feel good and give you a lot of tips. They always want to make sure you're ready to play. Carlos Gonzalez
play car different
Cars have a large engine in the front and you have a gearbox, which is cumbersome. Electric cars don't have this problem. The motor is much smaller, the battery is below you. This will allow you to play with different shapes. Carlos Ghosn
player chess pawns
Within these premises, the only thing one can be is an impeccable mediator. One is not the player in this cosmic match of chess, one is simply a pawn on the chessboard. What decides everything is a conscious impersonal energy that sorcerers call intent or the Spirit. Carlos Castaneda
play stage walks
When the author walks onto the stage, the play is over C. S. Lewis
play water inquiry
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less to do with the ends for which intelligence was given you than masturbation has to do with marriage.