Famous Quotes & Sayings

Steve Coogan

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

Steve Coogan

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

Steve Coogan

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

Steve Coogan

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

Steve Coogan

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

Steve Coogan

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

Steve Coogan

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

Steve Coogan

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

Steve Coogan

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

Steve Coogan

That was liquid football

Steve Coogan

There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

Steve Coogan

You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!

Steve Coogan

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!

Steve Coogan

If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

Steve Coogan

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

Steve Coogan

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

Steve Coogan

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

Stephen Fry

It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.

Stephen Fry

As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.

Stephen Fry

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Stephen Fry

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

St. Jerome

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

Sophia Loren

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Rutger Hauer

The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you're not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you're scared of is really what you shouldn't be scared of.

Ross MacDonald

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Rosie Perez

In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.

Ross Perot

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

Roger Daltrey

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Sam Shepard

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.

Rush Limbaugh

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

W. G. Sebald

Men and animals regard each other across a gulf of mutual incomprehension.

W. S. Gilbert

Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly kind-- They don't blame you--as long as you're funny!

W. H. Auden

Of course, Behaviourism 'works'. So does torture. Give me a no-nonsense, down-to-earth behaviourist, a few drugs, and simple electrical appliances, and in six months I will have him reciting the Athanasian Creed in public.