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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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The biggest enemy of management is indifference. It's when people don't give a damn Carlos Ghosn
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We want to raise all we can and then take the next two years to spend all of it, ... Hopefully then we'll be out of business and there'll be no more hurricanes. John Grisham
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We have seen a recovery in subscriber additions and business momentum since RIM settled the patent litigation. Dennis Kavelman
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We have no indication that business connections have gotten worse between German enterprises and their partners in the Middle East.
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We have never seen a sport as a business, and we have this great passion for football. QPR are not a trophy asset. If we had wanted a trophy asset, there were more glamorous clubs we could have bought. Amit Bhatia
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Whenever we went on a trip, picnic, or business trip, I was always with my dad, and I would just always be in contact with cosmonauts, and I thought it would be always normal to be with them. Roman Romanenko
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We want residents to take the time and refresh the information, if it has changed. People's cell phone numbers tend to change or business phone numbers, and they may have changed jobs.
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We want people to see what real business is really like, Martha Stewart
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We want our customers to think of energy efficiency as a critical business issue, and to look to The Gas Company for valuable solutions. We also invite any food service representatives to think of the Food Service Equipment Center as their one-stop resource for fine-tuning all of their kitchen operations.
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I'm used to people not paying me a whole lot of attention and underestimating me and, frankly, for me a big challenge is to have people believe that I can be the president of the United States. Carol Moseley Braun
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I believe that our message of rebuilding America is one that will resonate with the American people.
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I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't. Carlos Mencia
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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I don't believe in hostile moves. I don't believe they carry any value.
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Don't believe what I say. Believe what I do.
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... when confronted with unusual life situations... A warrior acts as if nothing had ever happened, because he doesn't believe in anything, yet he accepts everything at its face value. Carlos Castaneda
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What is wrong with us human beings, and has been wrong since time immemorial, is that without ever stating it in so many words, we believe that we have entered the realm of immortality. We behave as if we are never going to die - an infantile arrogance. But even more injurious than this sense of immortality is what comes with it : the sense that we can engulf this inconcievable universe with our minds.
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Even at the end of a presidential election campaign, we have no way to know what Mitt Romney really believes. Carl Bernstein