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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
baby world lasts
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. Charles Dickens
baby philosophy war
A living body is not a fixed thing but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool: the shape alone is stable, for the substance is a stream of energy going in at one end and out at the other. We are particularly and temporarily identifiable wiggles in a stream that enters us in the form of light, heat, air, water, milk, bread, fruit, beer, beef Stroganoff, caviar, and pate de foie gras. It goes out as gas and excrement - and also as semen, babies, talk, politics, commerce, war, poetry, and music. And philosophy. Alan Watts
baby lying believe
The difference between a baby and adult is that a baby believes in everything while the adult doubts everything. Babies also only tell the truth until they learn what a lie is. Alan Watts
baby boys four
I've had to live with women all my life. I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy. Alan Jackson
baby strong jugs
I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong. Alan Jackson
baby anger kids
In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes. Al Roker
baby sorry devils-advocate
Freedom, baby, is never having to say youre sorry. Al Pacino
baby memories past
The little babies are missing their families from their past lives. The babies have old souls and the old souls have to shrink to become little babies. The tears loosen their memories so they can slide away. They cry at the life they have lost, and then they cry at everything they'll forget. Akhil Sharma
baby home wife
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. Chris Bohjalian
military opportunity land
American foreign policy and military might have opened an opportunity for the Gospel in the land of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Charles Stanley
military troops chechnya
Military troops were withdrawn from Chechnya on Dec. 31, 1996. Akhmad Kadyrov
military america stronger
The first thing we need to do to make America stronger is to strengthen our military. Chris Christie
military congress folks
We talk about our military being degraded over time and yet we've had folks who've been a part of Congress who have participated in sequester; who participated in the degrading of this military over time. Chris Christie
military land sky
How can you buy or sell the sky, the warmth of the land? ... The end of living and the beginning of survival. Chief Seattle
military marine want
There are not enough chinamen in the world to stop a fully armed Marine regiment from going where ever they want to go. Chesty Puller
military real marine
Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real Marines". Chesty Puller
military skills victory
Through the skill and devotion to duty of their armed forces of all branches in the Midway area our citizens can now rejoice that a momentous victory is in the making. Chester W. Nimitz
military taken responsibility
I have just taken on a great responsibility. I will do my utmost to meet it. Chester W. Nimitz