Quotes about funny
funny sarcastic ive-changed
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic play
I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic nice
However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic people
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic order
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? Oscar Wilde
funny husband women
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic new-relationship
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic suspense-novels
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic writing
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever. Oscar Wilde
funny life sarcastic
Only the shallow know themselves. Oscar Wilde
funny life sarcastic
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic daughter
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. Oscar Wilde
funny life witty
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic use
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. Oscar Wilde
funny family sarcastic
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. Oscar Wilde
funny mothers-day mom
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic ignorance
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic men
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. Oscar Wilde
funny birthday friends
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. Oscar Wilde
funny witty book
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Oscar Wilde
funny life inspiring
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. Oscar Wilde
funny marriage sarcastic
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. Oscar Wilde
funny life witty
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
funny marriage couple
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
funny sarcastic political
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. Oscar Wilde
funny beautiful goodness
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. Mae West
funny diaries someday
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you. Mae West
funny witty women
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. Mae West
funny witty drinking
He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West
funny strong-women two
A man in the house is worth two in the street. Mae West
funny gardening lambs
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. Mae West
funny money math
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. Mae West
funny party men
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one. Mae West