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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
tested knows capable
None of us can know what we are capable of until we are tested. Elizabeth Blackwell
tested
If anything has tested us this year, it's been a big team. Steve Segadelli
tested
We just weren't tested the way we have been in the past. Dave McGillivray
tested
He has not tested because of the rain. Luca Colajanni
tested
I got tested a little bit. I'm still a little sore. Alex Rodriguez
tested
The athletes, to my knowledge, have been tested before they left. Arne Ljungqvist
tested
It's been tested here and we know we can do it. Bill Dwyer
tested
They tested us in the 40 (Monday). They had me at 4.33 seconds. Andre Hall
tested understanding
This understanding will be tested in the upcoming months. Serge Brammertz
typewriters years space
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a typewriter and I whited out a line, often I would choose a word to go in the space just because it fit. Now I don't have to do that. David Sedaris
type
The first thing you do when you get off tour is let off some steam and, you know, have some type of big breakdown. Lykke Li
type
I'll always be in some type of turmoil. So what I've tried to do is just surrender to that. Lykke Li
type
You're on a positive road. You have some type of direction where you're going, so you have to just keep on going. Bob Marley
typewriters circumstances virginians
Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter. Daniel Handler
type-2-diabetes vampire boring
In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes. Craig Ferguson
type pencils
Type as quickly as you can and always carry a pencil. Clive Thompson
type-2-diabetes sick people
With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. Elizabeth Holmes
type knows know-how
I don't know how to type so I handwrite everything. Billy Bob Thornton