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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
birthday age used
At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford! Carlos Ghosn
birthday people looks
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look. Alan King
birthday age aging
Old age is a shipwreck. Charles de Gaulle
birthday cake candles counted
when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed. Zell Miller
birthday educational positivity
The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled the more I gain. Susan B. Anthony
birthday age important
I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness. Brandon Boyd
birthday children party
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children. Diane von Furstenberg
birthday nice party
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' David Sedaris
birthday sex eye
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry
racism towns china
There was funky Chinamen from funky China town. Carl Douglas
racism suffering outrage
Mr. Douglass talks about the wrongs of the negro; but with all the outrages that he to-day suffers, he would not exchange his sexand take the place of Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Susan B. Anthony
racism chicago grew
I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. Don Cornelius
racism immigration concern
The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism. David Cross
racism matter ridiculous
Racism is ridiculous no matter where it's coming from. Alan Ball
racism humanity impossible
This is why I find racism impossible, because this is against humanity. Chinua Achebe
racism cookies reducing
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
racism domestic-violence culture
Sexual, racial, gender violence and other forms of discrimination and violence in a culture cannot be eliminated without changing culture. Charlotte Bunch
racism people prejudice
Young people want to learn, they are thirsty for knowledge, they want to understand and remember. The main thing is to teach them where not to go. Oppression, not to go; dictatorship, not to go; racism and prejudice, absolutely not to go. This is a moral plan [for society]. Elie Wiesel