Quotes about funny
funny kissing men
A man's kiss is his signature. Mae West
funny business commitment
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
funny life marriage
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
funny women memorable
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
funny sexy men
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
funny sarcastic witty
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
funny women memorable
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
funny success girl
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
funny sarcastic witty
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
funny sarcastic witty
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
funny sarcastic witty
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
funny-love running wedding
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
funny appreciation witty
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
funny smile break-up
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
funny two evil
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
funny sarcastic witty
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
funny sexy clever
To err is human, but it feels divine.
funny women fire
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
funny girl sexy
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
funny witty women
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
funny sexy strong-women
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
funny sexy being-single
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
funny thinking dumb
Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. Madonna Ciccone
funny men lawns
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
funny children mama
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense Lucille Clifton
funny-love liars funny-relationship
The only people who make love all the time are liars. Louis Jordan
funny-travel difficult expeditions
Raising funds for my fourth expedition proved to be very difficult. Louis Leakey
funny time goal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. Louis Kronenberger
funny-life adventure names
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. Louis L'Amour
funny-things trying way
Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen. Lleyton Hewitt
funny cigarette-smoke smoking
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics. Liza Minnelli
funny humor marine
I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then." Margaret Smith
funny beer asks
Never ask for 'a beer.' Michael Jackson