Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Frank Zappa

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Frank Zappa

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Frank Zappa

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Frank Zappa

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Frank Zappa

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Fred Rogers

Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.

Frank Herbert

Ecology is often confused with environmentalism, while in fact, environmentalism often leaves out the fact that people, too, can be a legitimate part of an ecosystem.

Frank Herbert

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

George H. W. Bush

It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.

George H. W. Bush

I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.

George H. W. Bush

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

Greg Mortenson

When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it's amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children.

George Herbert

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.

Jean de la Bruyere

The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one.

Jean de la Bruyere

Nothing more clearly shows how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other worldly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.

Jean Baudrillard

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

Jean Baudrillard

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jayne Meadows

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

Jay Leno

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Jay Leno

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

Jay Leno

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.

Jay Leno

Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer team, of course, returned home to their houses here in Los Angeles.

Jay Leno

Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens.