Quotes about funny
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back. Charles de Gaulle
funny thinking america
You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination. Charles de Gaulle
funny laughter laughing
He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Charles de Gaulle
funny-love dog men
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
funny money humorous
We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one. Charles Dickens
funny humorous men
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that. Charles Dickens
funny children flower
It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster. Charles Dickens
funny witty humorous
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish Chevy Chase
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny doors dumb
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. Cher
funny fitness health
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. Cher
funny girl breakup
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. Cher
funny hilarious witty
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny cute marriage
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. Charles Baudelaire
funny dog people
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases. Charles Baudelaire
funny thinking horrible
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. Charlie Kaufman
funny-relationship echoes empty
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox. Charles M. Schulz
funny sheep years
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. Charles M. Schulz
funny mistake peanuts
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
funny family sister
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. Charles M. Schulz
funny gum cards
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. Charles M. Schulz
funny witty people
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
funny cute happiness
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. Charles M. Schulz
funny dog thinking
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. Charles M. Schulz
funny life happiness
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz
funny-relationship men wife
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. Bob Phillips
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-friend bad-friend bob
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other. Bing Crosby
funny eggs twenties
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Billy Wilder
funny worship neighbor
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood. Billy Wilder
funny sarcastic truth
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder