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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
ducks want lending
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. Alan Sugar
ducks tiny
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? Caitlin Kittredge
ducks busy fishes
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy. Jase Robertson
ducks forget ifs
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
ducks the-end-of-the-day earth
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
ducks flying taste
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
ducks forth pleasure shirts wearing
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team. Henry Samueli
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We're happy that we got this little stay of execution, so to speak. It'll give us some time to get all our ducks in a row, to take on whatever they throw at us in the future. Dave Mason
ducks trying cacophony
I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. Brad Pitt
blue desire afternoon
If the afternoon had been blue, there might have been less desire. Carlos Drummond de Andrade
blueprint run
We want to run the ball, ... I think that is our blueprint for success. And we do that pretty well. Jake Delhomme
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We have musicians from as far away as Ontario and Seattle traveling all the way to Greenville to be a part of our first blues festival - this is exciting.
blue fireworks land
When fireworks come back down, they can land on a blue tarp.
blue actors blue-collar
I consider myself a blue-collar actor, just chugging away. Aaron Stanford
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We've seen people pay $2,000 over blue book,
blue cakes cheese crab together
The crab cakes with the walnuts and blue cheese go together nicely.
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When I moved here, there was no Blue Knights. When I arrived, I went to the international organization and received permission to start a new chapter. Brian Johnson
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We set up a broad blueprint for what we want to see happened over the next 10 to 15 years. Part of our mandate is to serve the public but also to protect the forests.