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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity ...
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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.
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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.
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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.
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If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. Alan Thicke
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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.
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Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
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Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
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I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
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My face is my career. Carol Kane
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Ruby Wax has basically ruined my career. You'll see when you watch the programme. I get more intimate with Ruby than I've ever been with another woman. Carol Vorderman
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We want to reunite a child with the parent because kids can't sit in foster care forever. Tom Shanahan
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We want to provide more holistic, spiritual care, ... Part of providing good health care is spiritual care. Jennifer Williams
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We have seen a return to strong growth in personal care and in developing and emerging markets. Performance in Europe improved compared to last year.
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